Old Weird Ward

Old Weird Ward

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Friday, April 01, 2005

 

- - - - - April Fools - - - - -

My usual thing for April Fool's Day is to point out what kind of idiot things fools of one sort and another are doing today.

Well, this one kinda built itself.

SENATOR Kennedy (Dimocrat, MA) - Accusing Tom DeLay of inciting to riot and violence? Riiiiiight!

OPINION - ALL, every single one of them, for circling like vultures around the corpse of Terri Schiavo. And yes, I do include Hannity/Ivins/Medved/Coulter and all the rest. Asshat vultures, every single one of 'em.

JUDICIARY - 11th Ciruit Court of Appeals, for not reading Article III of the US Constitution, to wit:

Article. III.
Section. 1.
The judicial Power of the United States, shall be vested in one supreme Court, and in such inferior Courts as the Congress may from time to time ordain and establish....


There, was that so difficult, boys and girls? Even I can understand that one!

Awww...the heck with 'em all. I'm feeling a little grouchy, I'm tired of all this damned rain, and I need some serious rack. A good, solid eight hours of rack time will put OWW back into his usual suave personae, which all discerning people recognize as the epitome of cool.