Old Weird Ward
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005
- - - - - You Might Be A Blueneck If... - - - - -
...You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
- - - - - Under the Weather - - - - -
OWW is not feeling all that hot. In fact, in line with the dialect of South Georgia, I feel like "Fido's Ass" (credit: Rob at GutRumbles). My nose has new tennis shoes (it runs - a lot), my head's going to explode from internal hydraulic over-pressure, and some SOB has been beating on me with a blunt club.
And....guess what?
My kids gave it to me.
I'll have to thank them for this little present some other time. Right now, my "thanks" would be delivered with a truly vicious snarl.
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