Old Weird Ward

Old Weird Ward

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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

 

- - - - - Fifty Rules - - - - -

Mrs. OWW has come up with Fifty Rules for the children living in this hovel madhouse zoo palacial establishment. See 'em HERE.

My favorite is number 14: "Do not sit on the dog. She has enough issues."

- - - - - Anti-Santa Weaponry - - - - -

Bob Thompson doesn't like Santa much.

In fact, in the past, he's tried to Shoot Santa Down!

You can see part of the sorry, sordid story HERE.

Personally, I'm getting rather tired of the Energizer Bunny, so after Mr. Thompson has dealt with Santa, I wonder if he'd consider a short loan....