Old Weird Ward
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Saturday, October 23, 2004
- - - - - Brit "Newspaper" Calls for Bush Assasination - - - - -
The Guardian, in addition to trying to directly influence the elections of another country (HERE), now appears to be calling for the assasination of President Bush (see it HERE)
Here's the relevant bit:
| On November 2, the entire civilised world will be praying, praying Bush loses. And Sod's law dictates he'll probably win, thereby disproving the existence of God once and for all. The world will endure four more years of idiocy, arrogance and unwarranted bloodshed, with no benevolent deity to watch over and save us. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Hinckley Jr - where are you now that we need you? |
First, "Charlie Brooker", if that's your real name, which I doubt, sod you and the horse you rode in on. Likewise to your sodding editor and the brown-nosing publisher of the douche-rag you allegedly write for.
Now, on to the serious stuff. I, as an American citizen (note that I'm not a "subject", Charlie. I am a "citizen", you jerk.), take grave exception to your call for someone to assasinate my President. In fact, I think I'll forward this link to the United States Secret Service, who are charged with the protection of the President of the United States. I shall also complain mightily to the Prime Minister of the UK, Mr. Blair. In addition, I see no reason for the Guardian to have any offices or reporters in the United States, and shall urge that any alleged reporter working for the Guardian be declared persona non grata, forthwith. Further, I shall look forward to the day when I meet you in person, at which time I'll take great delight in kicking your miserable butt all around the nearest square. Likewise for your editor and your publisher, if I can catch the miserable sods.
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