Old Weird Ward
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Monday, March 01, 2004
- - - - - City Boy Goes Country, Kinda - - - - -
So here I am, out in the wilds of semi-rural, almost, Georgia.
We live out "in the county", well outside the city limits of the nearest town. No streetligts. Lots and lots of trees. Narrow roads.
So, I'm running down to the local convenience store, about two miles from our little enclave of about twenty houses. It's about thirty minutes after sunset. I've got my headlights on highbeam, which is a Good Thing, as it turns out.
This damned deer scares the daylights out of me. Dammitall anyway, they're BIG when they're five feet in front of your bumper, jumping from right to left.
I have now mounted "deer whistlers" on the bumpers of both cars.
I'm a city boy. I guess I'd best convert to country boy right smartly.
Sounds: Moaning and groaning
Attitude: Scared spitless
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