- - - - - Amish Virus - - - - -

The latest virus is especially insidious. I predict that credulous people throughout the land will fall for this one. Of course, I don't let my friends do this kind of thing. My enemies should beware......

- - - - - VIRUS BELOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. - - - - -

You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files.

Thank thee.