Old Weird Ward

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Friday, August 08, 2003

 

- - - - - California Politics - - - - -

The on-going California Political Soap is heating up, almost as much fun as Days of Our Lives or Young and Restless in Ojai.

The recall of Hizzoner Gray Davis is on, and the Who's In/Who's Out is moving around pretty good.

Who's In?

The Cyborg Immigrant - Ahnohld (from Austria)
The Porn King - Larry Flynt
Anti SUV Immigrant - Arriana Huffington (from Greece)
Gubernatorial Loser #1 - Bill Simon
Gubernatorial Loser #2 - John Garamendi
Wants to Move Up - Cruz Bustamente (Current Lt. Gov., Declared in English and Spanish)
Green Around the Edges - Peter Camejo
As Popular as Nixon - Gray Davis

Others will, undoubtedly, be announced.

Who's Out:

The Instigator - Darrel Issa (Sorry 'bout the $1.7 mill, dude!)
HerrHonor - Diane Feinstein (She IS smarter than she looks.)

And I thought that New York was crazy when they elected Hillary Clinton to be their junior Senator! Sheesh.....